In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~Stephen Baker
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly
My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~Albert Einstein
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
When your kitty purrs to you, doesn't it break your heart that you can't purr back? ~Candea Core-Starke
Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~Astrid Alauda
A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. ~Indian Proverb
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~Author Unknown
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~John Weitz
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. ~Henry David Thoreau
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead
Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration - and get between you and it. ~Arthur Bridges
The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~Arabian Proverb (weird proverb...?)
There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast. ~Unknown
